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20 Responses to “How can I hide my pregnancy from my husband?”

1. Tino {9} Reborn on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   Put on an extra Snuggie and tell him you ate ALOT of cheese so it made you bloated. Worked for my wife.

2. room for two on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   Hey Mimi,,where have you been hiding?. I”ve missed you

3. alexis88883 on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   You want to hide your pregnancy from your husband? Are you kidding?

4. MZ. RO on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   Don’t hide it! He’s your husband for goodness sake! Preganancy is a beautiful thing, don’t take that experience away from him..the good, bad, and the ugly!

5. yournotalone on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   thats unfair. You dont want his support when you may go through morning sickness? The babys kicking, etc.. You are being selfish for not telling.. Valentines day is coming up.. Tell him as a suprise that day.

6. Back 2 normal on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   He won’t notice, sweetie. Or u can get a makeup pouch(you ARE a make-up artist) and just wear it around your waist at all time.

7. Julie on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   He is a part of this pregnancy too and you have no right to try to hide something so very important from him. And, yes he will notice, he will need to go with you for some of your doctor visits and you have no right to deprive him of this information.

8. SafeJourney on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   I hear Spanx can cover all sorts of indiscretions. Not sure where to buy them but many of the celebrities wear them, pregnant and not pregnant.

9. Verbal on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   NOPE!!! you have been pregnant with a glazed ham in your stomach for years!!!!

10. dairy queen on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    if you’re that big, what you worried about? unless you and him normally drink or smoke together, i don’t see why you couldn’t hide it. of course, i think it’s crazy to keep it from him. let him prepare for it and enjoy the anticipation. why in the world would you keep it from him? maybe for the first 2 months…maybe the sex of the kid…but that’s extreme to one day go "uh honey, my contractions are 10 minutes apart…" that’s borderline dumb. sorry, not trying to knock your surprise or sound mean, i just think it’s completely illogical.

11. RobbieJ on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Don’t hide it. The term of pregnancy is an experience he’ll enjoy. Especially if he wants kids.

12. BAPS on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    You shouldn’t hide your pregnancy from your husband. If he is that excited about a baby he will want to experience the pregnancy with you. Plus it will be impossible: morning sickness, cravings, fatigue, not to mention your growing secrete. Plan a romantic way to tell him to make it special.

13. Rebecca W on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Hiding the pregnancy physically might not be so hard. I know from past experience that your husband might be able to tell though. I was told that sex was different when I was preggars. Also have you thought about the symptoms that you might come up with? I think he should know for the simple fact that you and your husband will need each others emotional support.

14. Hubba Hubba on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Swap with me. I will do my makeup like yours, and be your stand in for 9 months…. he will never know. Plus, you can stand in for me and sit on the sofa all day and eat.

    I can’t wait to try on those fashionable shorts you showed earlier… I think my butt would look hot in those.

15. warthog on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    WHAT???????try walking backwards when hes around,you should get a gold star for the
    dumbst question today DUH

16. bepo c on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    DONT!!! if he love kids,dont you think he’ll love taking care of you while your pregnant???? Not to mention,You’ll need him!!!…. And by the way, how the heck can you wanna be away from your husband in this period of your marriage so important…?!?!?!?!?! It’s not b/c thats not his child and you want to see the babies face before the baby’s born………….. =/

17. Johnny on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Just tell him you are going on the new all pastry and pasta diet.

    You’ll lose 100 pounds in 9 nine months but you have to gain 50 pounds first.

18. Citizen X on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    I can’t believe people are so gullible. Dumbest answerer’s of the day!

19. GUY bein a GUY on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Wear loose clothing and your deception will be a shoo in.

20. KingAndrew on February 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    As long as you continue to wear those sexy Moo Moo’s everything will be fine, he will not even notice the extra cushion when he is doing the pushen’.

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